QOTD
May 30, 2005////
This “Quote Of The Day” comes courtesy of a telephone conversation with Michele:
Her: I need to call George Bush.
Me: The President of the United States?
Her: Yep.
Me: er… why?
Her: They’ve been found. In Ajax. (Ontario)
Me: Wha…?
Her: Weapons of Mass Destruction. I’ve found them!
Me: You did?
Her: Embodied in four 11-year-old boys.
Shortly after this gem, our call ended when the birthday party started stalking her and we could no longer hear one another.
(p.s. Don’t worry – she survived. The house? Not so much.)
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